James the “Bussines Man”

YAY me! I got ANOTHER fucking idiot. Let me make one thing perfectly clear. I do NOT go into chat rooms. I do not troll for morons. These idiots just keep IMing me out of the blue. I’m blessed I suppose. This one is particularly stupid. I included a screen cap of his profile – I wonder what catalog he picked that picture up from. Enjoy.

Meet Prince King Dork of Assholvia

I’ve been contacted by Royalty. Don’t you wish you were so special. This one is particularly stupid — and that’s saying something…

I’m an Idiot Magnet

Wow! This guy had it all — the incredible opening line, the smooth moves, the intelligence… I shoulda added him…. Oh well.

Sasan, The Friendly Iranian

What a nice guy. He loved me even though I had no face. He was a keeper… and sadly, I let him go…

Mr. Goodman, my gift from God

While his love for me was obvious, in the end, it just didn’t work out. It’s not you, Frank, it’s me. Really.

I could have had a wild horny cock

[14:47] Me: if you are going to send unsolicited hello’s to women, you might want to use a screen name other than wildh0rnycock.

[14:47] Me: that kind of makes you look like a loser.

The Executive Wanted to Make Me Rich…

[19:54] executive_1001: is a business proposal
[19:54] Me: about bees?
[19:54] executive_1001: no fund
[19:54] executive_1001: in our bank
[19:55] executive_1001: i am a central bank governor
[19:55] Me: no interest. I live, eat, sleep and dream bees. Bees are my life. I love bees.
[19:55] executive_1001: here in nigeria