I’m Going to Get Arrested!!!

Ohnoz!!! It seems as thought I’ve gone and messed with the wrong Nigerian Scammer (don’t let the reference to being in the UK fool you – heh). I was just doing my thing and being a smart ass and now I have to spend my days wondering when the FBI is going to show up at my door and arrest me. Of all the dumb luck…

Tag-Teaming the Scammer

I had a bit of a good time with this particular scammer. Such a good time, in fact, that I allowed a friend of mine to chat with this guy as well. He was jealous that all the scammers contacted me and never him. I have his post with this guy/girl/whatever included as well – he’s good at it – I wish more scammers would contact him.

Lying About Dying: ‘Rose Peters’ is a Stupid Bitch

I hate scammers. I really do. “Rose Peters” here is, unfortunately, lying.

Another Money-Making Opportunity Squandered

This one is pretty long. It’s another Nigerian money scammer. Do these guys actually have success sometimes?? It’s mind-boggling, really. IN the end, I passed this guy off to a friend of mine who kept him busy with ridiculous chats for another couple days. Unfortunately, I no longer have those logs. This is from December 2006.

The Executive Wanted to Make Me Rich…

[19:54] executive_1001: is a business proposal
[19:54] Me: about bees?
[19:54] executive_1001: no fund
[19:54] executive_1001: in our bank
[19:55] executive_1001: i am a central bank governor
[19:55] Me: no interest. I live, eat, sleep and dream bees. Bees are my life. I love bees.
[19:55] executive_1001: here in nigeria