About

Hey there! My name is Eggsie Klevinger (except not really). I’m a beekeeper (not really) and this is my blog of chatlogs with idiots (for real, actually).

For months, I had been annoyed by IM’s being sent to me while I was on the computer chatting with friends or working. Many of them were from Nigerian (and other) scam artists. I finally decided to turn a negative into a positive, and unless I was busy at the time, I started responding to the idiots.

I originally posted several of these on my myspace page, but as I prefer to keep that page private, I have moved these over here so anyone can see them — should such a desire exist for some reason.

First a little about these conversations:

• All of the logs contained herein are from chats that were started by the random strangers. They were completely unsolicited. I do not go into chat rooms or post my screen name(s) places with the intention of having people contact me.
• I am keeping the screen names that I use private to prevent people from hitting me up with only the intention of getting a funny (and completely fake) chat into my blog. The genuine idiots provide enough fodder entirely on their own.
• All of the chats I’m posting are complete and unedited (except for the changing of screen-names and an occasional added comment from me.