I Made his Protein Increase

I am fairly certain that had I not been too busy to really talk to this guy, he would have made it to my “scammers” list. As it stands though, I only got to live through his “butter them up with praise and flattery until you gain their trust” phase. The chat took place December 1, 2007.

The following all came as offline message to me the day previous to the chat:
[14:50] chrischudi5: hi
[14:50] chrischudi5: should i ad u in my list
[14:51] chrischudi5: *ding*
[14:51] chrischudi5: hello
[14:51] chrischudi5: *ding*
[14:53] chrischudi5: i hv add u now
[14:53] chrischudi5: good
[17:12] chrischudi5: Upgrade to the latest version of Yahoo! Messenger by visiting http://messenger.yahoo.com
[17:12] chrischudi5: yea
[17:12] chrischudi5: are u back
[18:00] chrischudi5: hi

And then, on December 1^st:
[17:02] chrischudi5: hi babe good looking
[17:02] Me: Hi, hunka hunka burnin’ love.
[17:02] chrischudi5: ok
[17:02] Me: ok?
[17:03] Me: I guess you’re busy. It’s ok. I’m busy counting my money anyway.
[17:03] chrischudi5: ok
[17:03] chrischudi5: how are u toady
[17:03] Me: wealthy and lonely. how are you?
[17:03] chrischudi5: am ok
[17:04] Me: well, that’s swell.
[17:04] chrischudi5: yes
[17:04] chrischudi5: how was ur weekend
[17:04] chrischudi5: how are going to enjoy
[17:04] Me: uhm. “was” or “is”?
[17:05] chrischudi5: as today is first day of chrismas
[17:05] Me: It is?
[17:05] chrischudi5: of december
[17:05] Me: Indeed, Mr. Calendar. You are correct.
[17:05] chrischudi5: ah ah
[17:06] chrischudi5: which state are u now
[17:06] Me: A state of happiness. What about you?
[17:07] chrischudi5: thesame
[17:07] chrischudi5: but in india country
[17:07] Me: Great! You probably have my old job. How do you like it?
[17:08] chrischudi5: ok
[17:09] chrischudi5: pls explain more to me about the job
[17:09] Me: you have it — you tell me!
[17:09] chrischudi5: no i never understand
[17:10] Me: no, you never do.
[17:10] chrischudi5: explain more pls
[17:10] Me: not in the mood
[17:10] chrischudi5: to understand
[17:10] chrischudi5: please
[17:10] Me: no, I think not. Talking to you is not only painful, it’s quite boring.
[17:11] chrischudi5: y
[17:12] Me: Because it just took you a full minute to type “y”
[17:12] chrischudi5: ooh
[17:12] chrischudi5: i can type fast than u
[17:12] chrischudi5: i mean it
[17:12] Me: i don’t think it will help
[17:12] chrischudi5: ok go on
[17:12] Me: what exactly is it you want from me.
[17:12] chrischudi5: now friend
[17:12] Me: I have too many friends.
[17:13] chrischudi5: ok
[17:13] chrischudi5: but add me to them
[17:13] Me: not on your life.
[17:13] chrischudi5: i want to be one of them
[17:13] Me: every time I add a friend, I have to give up one of my tricycles.
[17:13] chrischudi5: why
[17:13] chrischudi5: ok
[17:13] Me: and I’m running low
[17:13] chrischudi5: but plese
[17:13] chrischudi5: not for my onw
[17:13] chrischudi5: acept me
[17:14] Me: no, I don’t think you’re worth even a skateboard.
[17:14] chrischudi5: i will be happy
[17:14] chrischudi5: ooh
[17:14] Me: oh, well, your happiness IS quite important to me.
[17:14] chrischudi5: don say soo
[17:14] chrischudi5: yes
[17:14] chrischudi5: u make me laugh
[17:14] Me: no as much as you will make others laugh
[17:14] chrischudi5: this type of friend i need
[17:15] chrischudi5: yea
[17:15] chrischudi5: but pls try add me
[17:15] Me: nope
[17:15] chrischudi5: in ur list
[17:15] Me: nope
[17:15] chrischudi5: ok
[17:15] chrischudi5: now i hv more protein
[17:15] Me: WTF?
[17:16] chrischudi5: my blood hv now increase
[17:16] chrischudi5: more happiness
[17:16] Me: your happiness gave you a boner?
[17:16] chrischudi5: correct
[17:16] Me: you’re happy because I won’t add you and I think you’re boring and people are going to laugh at you?
[17:17] chrischudi5: why
[17:17] chrischudi5: people will be happy of me
[17:17] Me: because I’m going to blog this whole conversation, that’s why.
[17:17] chrischudi5: pls acept
[17:17] chrischudi5: me in ur list
[17:18] chrischudi5: as one of ur friend
[17:18] chrischudi5: india
[17:18] chrischudi5: type
[17:18] Me: no — but if you want to keep talking about your protein, go for it. you just keep typing. When you’re all done, I’ll copy/paste it for other’s viewing pleasure. Enjoy typing. bye.
[17:18] chrischudi5: oooh
[17:18] chrischudi5: sorry
[17:19] chrischudi5: why
[17:19] chrischudi5: pls come back
[17:19] chrischudi5: pls come back
[17:19] chrischudi5: have i say anything wrong to you
[17:21] chrischudi5: am happy to chat with you but u get annoyed easyly
[17:21] chrischudi5: not like that if i offend u tell me
[17:22] chrischudi5: so i will change my word
[17:33] chrischudi5: ok i hv added u in my list pls acept my name is chris
[17:33] chrischudi5: from africa base in india now
[17:33] chrischudi5: good night and byeee
[17:34] chrischudi5: take good care of urself ok
[17:34] *** chrischudi5 has added you to their contact list. You may choose to accept or deny this action. You may also add this user to your contact list or ignore this user.
[17:34] chrischudi5: oooh good
[17:34] chrischudi5: u ar back in
[17:34] *** You have denied access to chrischudi5.
[17:35] chrischudi5: upon i pls u to acept me yet u denied my id
[17:36] chrischudi5: ok
[17:36] chrischudi5: that is life