A Painfully Submissive Asshat

This asshat caught me in a bitchy mood. Perhaps I was unfair to assume he was just a wanker looking for an audience, but it sure seemed that way to me. Either way he should have left this conversation very early on but he’s apparently a glutton for punishment, so here it is. This chat took place in January, 2008.

[22:24] davidsond65: 39M with cam
[22:24] ME:: 38F who doesn’t give a shit.
[22:25] davidsond65: nice to hear that
[22:25] davidsond65: a bit wild…
[22:26] ME:: You obviously misunderstand. I don’t give a shit that you have a cam.
[22:26] davidsond65: well thats alright
[22:26] ME:: yes, yes it is alright.
[22:26] davidsond65: i know its alright
[22:26] ME:: Go take your pecker somewhere else and wank for someone who cares.
[22:27] davidsond65: well maybe you missunderstood me..
[22:27] ME:: maybe I did.
[22:28] ME:: does it matter? I have more friends than I can count and I’m married. I have no interest in seeing a random stranger on his webcam.
[22:28] davidsond65: not too good to jump early into conclusions
[22:28] ME:: sigh
[22:28] ME:: oh, I’m sure you are just looking to make a meaningful relationship/friendship, right?
[22:28] davidsond65: well a i say thats fine and i am happy for you that u have friend that you cant count on your hands…
[22:29] ME:: you think I need my fingers to count?
[22:29] ME:: are you saying I’m retarded?
[22:29] davidsond65: hmmm…
[22:30] davidsond65: still making wrong judgements…
[22:30] ME:: oh, well, David, please do clue me in so that I might be enlightened.
[22:31] davidsond65: nevermind…lets just let it be…
[22:31] ME:: aw gee. Ok. *tearz*
[22:31] davidsond65: lol
[22:32] davidsond65: no tears hahaha
[22:32] ME:: but after such a meaningful conversation, goodbye is such sweet sorrow.
[22:32] davidsond65: thank you
[22:33] ME:: Oh, you’re welcome. You have no idea how lucky you are to have had an audience with the Great and Powerful ME:.
[22:33] davidsond65: lol
[22:34] davidsond65: i bow infront of you and beg for mercy
[22:34] ME:: oh ,for chrissakes.
[22:34] davidsond65: to the great mistress
[22:34] davidsond65: i bow
[22:34] ME:: while you’re down there, can you get my shoelace. It seems to have come untied.
[22:35] davidsond65: sure i can anything the almighty Powerful ME: tells me…
[22:36] ME:: oh, PLEASE don’t grovel. You’re even more annoying playing a submissive role.
[22:36] davidsond65: hahaha…
[22:36] ME:: Do I amuse you?
[22:37] davidsond65: well you are not like other chatters
[22:37] ME:: That’s because I’m not a chatter. You IM’d me out of the blue.
[22:37] davidsond65: ok should i be sorry that i pmed you?
[22:38] ME:: ARE you sorry?
[22:38] davidsond65: i dont mean no harm you know
[22:38] ME:: you don’t mean ANY harm, not NO harm. Bad grammar annoys the fuck out of me.
[22:39] davidsond65: i worked long hours you know, thx for correcting me
[22:39] ME:: how would I know you worked long hours?
[22:39] ME:: I don’t know you.
[22:40] ME:: You’re the one who introduced yourself bragging and proud to be a cam owner.
[22:40] davidsond65: thats right you dont know me
[22:40] davidsond65: i speak the truth
[22:40] ME:: the truth about WHAT?
[22:40] davidsond65: can i have a break pls
[22:40] davidsond65: let me roll a smoke
[22:41] ME:: you need a break?
[22:41] ME:: Here’s how you get a break from me, it’s really simple…
[22:41] davidsond65: ok
[22:41] ME:: hit the ignore button
[22:42] davidsond65: i wont do that i havnt done that
[22:42] davidsond65: i dont know how
[22:42] ME:: well, then you must be a glutton for punishment, or you’re really not too swift.
[22:42] davidsond65: you gonna punish me for that?
[22:43] ME:: you want me to punish you now? Do I look like a dominatrix to you?
[22:43] davidsond65: im not too handy with this mesanger so some features i dont know
[22:44] ME:: but you’re handy with your webcam I take it
[22:44] ME:: or maybe handy with something else while your cam is on
[22:44] davidsond65: come on
[22:44] ME:: come on, what?
[22:45] davidsond65: why you are saying that
[22:45] ME:: Do you want me to flog you or blog you?
[22:45] davidsond65: im at your mercy…
[22:45] davidsond65: you know best
[22:46] ME:: Do I know? ok, the you’re going to get your ass blogged, bend over.
[22:46] davidsond65: oh my…
[22:47] davidsond65: what will do powerfull mistress
[22:48] ME:: I don’t even understand your last question/statement? whatever it was
[22:48] davidsond65: lol
[22:48] davidsond65: hey wanna see my pic as to see how i look like?
[22:48] ME:: uhmm… let me think about it.
[22:49] ME:: no, no thanks.
[22:49] davidsond65: im like a nice guy on the pic
[22:49] ME:: but in real life you’re like what?
[22:50] davidsond65: like on the pic thats my looks in real life sweet loving person..
[22:50] davidsond65: u can see that in my eyes
[22:50] davidsond65: if u agree to see my pic
[22:50] ME:: why the fuck do I care what you look like?
[22:50] davidsond65: lol
[22:50] ME:: Seriously? Why?
[22:50] davidsond65: well even you are right
[22:51] ME:: you again make no sense.
[22:51] davidsond65: well for fucksake u can see my pic
[22:51] davidsond65: whats gonna happen if u see my pic
[22:51] ME:: why do you want me to see your pic so bad? That’s fucking bizarre.
[22:51] davidsond65: lol
[22:52] davidsond65: well i saw your pic so let it be even
[22:52] ME:: let it be even. You’re a pip
[22:52] ME:: put it in your profile and I’ll look at it. otherwise, forget about it
[22:52] davidsond65: ok i will in photo share
[22:53] ME:: I don’t do photoshare.
[22:53] davidsond65: oh my…i dont bite on the pic
[22:53] ME:: I don’t give a fuck.
[22:53] davidsond65: its ok its clean trust me
[22:53] ME:: You can upload it to imageshack and link me or put it in your profile. it’s the only way I’ll look at it
[22:54] davidsond65: ooohhh my oh my…
[22:54] davidsond65: just a sec then close the window
[22:54] ME:: what are you talking about?
[22:54] ME:: I’m not doing a photoshare with you so get it out of your mind.
[22:54] davidsond65: about the pic
[22:55] davidsond65: youre right u dont know me
[22:56] ME:: uhm, you know what — this conversation was kind of fun and blogworthy for a while there, but it’s jumped the shark so it’s time to put you on iggy and put this in my blog, okay?
[22:57] davidsond65: no need to do that…i will be on my way gotta go to work…in the real world…anyway…ciao…have a nice day or night
[22:58] *** davidsond65 has been ignored.

Awwwwwwwwwww… did he just have to go to work without getting a wank in first? I feel so bad.