Lying About Dying: ‘Rose Peters’ is a Stupid Bitch

I hate scammers. I really do. “Rose Peters” here is, unfortunately, lying. This chat took place in November 2007.

[12:52] r_peters52: hi
[12:52] *** Auto-response sent to r_peters52: In and out — but more out than in. Leave a message and I’ll get back to you on an innie.
[12:52] r_peters52: u there?
[12:54] r_peters52: I am Mrs Rose Peters,I am 55years old,i am deaf and suffering from a long time cancer of the breast which also affected my brain,from all indications my condition is really deteriorating and it is quite obvious that, according to my doctors they have advised me that i may not live for the next two months,this is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage.I was brought up from a motherless baby home, was married to my late husband for twenty years without a child.My husband died in a fatal motor accident.Before his death we were true Christians.Since his death I decided not to re-marry,I sold all my inheritted belongings and deposited all the sum of $4.8million dollars with a Security Company.
[12:54] Me: oh. too bad . well, have a nice death.
[12:55] r_peters52: Presently, this money is still with them and the management just wrote me as the true owner to come forward to receive the money for keeping it so long or rather issue a letter of authorization to somebody to receive it on my behalf since I can not come over because of my illness or they get it confisticated.Presently, I’m with my laptop in a hospital where I have been undergoing treatment for cancer of the lungs. I have since lost my ability to talk and my doctors have told me that I have only a few months to live. It is my last wish to see that this money is invested to any organisation of your choice and distributed each year among the charity organization,the poor and the motherless babies home where i come from.I want you God fearing, to also use this money to fund churches,orphanages
[12:56] Me: Oh, gee. Thanks, but dying people really scare me. You’re giving me the willies.
[12:56] r_peters52: ya
[12:57] r_peters52: so can be my next of kin?
[12:58] Me: but you’re dying. I don’t really want anything to do with you. The stink of death is already entering my computer through this IM box. Be gone, dying thing.
[12:58] r_peters52: oh
[12:59] r_peters52: u dont have to worry abt that
[12:59] r_peters52: i
[13:00] Me: did you just die while you were talking to me? That’s just great. Fucking dying people.
[13:00] r_peters52: I shall give you the contact of the Security Company.I will also issue you a letter of authority that will prove you as the new beneficiary of my fund.
[13:00] Me: Why the fuck would I want to pretend I’m related to a dying old geezer like you?
[13:01] Me: Oh, and praise be on your non-death and all.
[13:02] r_peters52: wht are u talking abt..can u take it ?
[13:02] Me: take what?
[13:03] r_peters52: invested to any organisation of your choice and distributed each year among the charity organization,the poor and the motherless babie
[13:04] r_peters52: the money
[13:04] Me: I don’t want your money. I have 3.5 million in my savings account right now and you can bet your ass I’m not donating it to any babies. How do you think I ended up with so much money to begin with?
[13:06] r_peters52: it mean nothin to me
[13:06] r_peters52: bye then
[13:06] Me: If you see a white light — go into it!
[13:07] r_peters52: dont worry
[13:07] r_peters52: i guse u will eat the money
[13:07] Me: the hell you say! I eat sushi!